14.9.06

A great toilet discovery

We'd been staying in hotels for a few days and all of us had noticed that there was something weird about the toilets - a slightly different seat attachment system we all thought.

None of us looked - we just assumed and got on with the thrills of the Israeli ghetto in Manali Old Town - why do they stick together like a herd?

I ended up examining the bathroom in Jo's hotel room and decided to investigate the 'mildly interesting' toilet hinge by actually looking at it, pressing buttons, lifting seats and turning taps - firing water all over myself and across the room by accident, completely unaware that water would come out from a flexible hose attached under the seat with the force of a police water cannon being used to disperse rioters.

Amazed by the undoubted genius of this invention, we decided to start the 'no to toilet paper!!!' campaign and promote this new, hygenic, environmental solution to our friends, through our expertly made advertisement feature (adverture).
We hope that eventually, by word of mouth, the idea will spread and people will begin to demand such a fitting on every toilet on Earth.
HELP SAVE THE RAINFORESTS

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